Tuesday, 4 August 2015

WEDNESDAY 5th AUGUST 2015 06:07 BST

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1. THIS DAY IN WORLD WAR 2 (5th August 
1945)
Sea of Japan...
Japanese vessel Kotohirasan Maru is sunk by USN submarine Pogy

Yellow Sea...
Japanese vessel Kori Maru is sunk by USN submarine Billfish

China...
Chinese forces capture Tanchuk

Today's Air Raids...
Miti airfield, Halmahera Island by US FEAF
The Makassar Strait on military targets and shipping by US FEAF
Japan on military targets on Kyushu by US FEAF
Japan on Tokyo, Imabari, Saga, Maebashi, Nishinomiya, Ube, targets of opportunity and offshore minelaying by US 20th Air Force
China on targets around Anyang and Kiehsiu by US 14th Air Force

2. TODAY IN MY LIFE
Blogging
Shopping
Missus Time
Meditation
Online promotional work
Me Time

Twitter Followers = 1,970 (up 2)
Non-followed eliminated = 1

untraced
Unfollowers eliminated = 1
@PowerVoiceOver
New Followers followed back = 4
@AndyDowling, @Lyndonx, @sesleyfinl85659, @PoppyCrush80418 
Spammers not followed back = 0

3. TODAY'S SELF-OBSERVATION
Well Son's back, and arriving earlier than expected sabotaged a planned final morning of marital passion. At least he didn't turn up when we were already at it! It will also do my body some good to have a break from the regular doses of Viagra it's been getting. 

Viagra has the side-effect on me of acting like amphetamine, keeping my motor running above natural inclination. This consequently results in sleep debt. By 19:30 last night I was nodding off and crawled into bed. I slept through until 03:00 when I fell victim to the urine boner. 

A full overnight bladder causes a magnificent erection, and you wake feeling horny, but what you actually need is a monster piss. Having had said piss, what one ought to do is simply go back to sleep, because no matter how horny you think you feel, the rest of you can't follow through, or if you do it takes hours on end.

Unfortunately I've been a bit slow to get this! On previous mornings I have spent 2 hours finishing the job, soaking the blankets with my own sweat. THIS morning, having started, I finally abandoned the attempt, then half-slept fitfully for 30-45 minutes before my buggered-up body clock got me up properly at around 04:20 - the cats were pleased, they got an early breakfast!

NEXT time I get the 3am urine boner, I PROMISE myself to leave myself the fuck alone and go back to sleep!

The tribulations of male middle-age aside, it was good to get back into the routine of hypnotizing people again after our 2-week "honeymoon at home" - it fires my blood and fulfils my purpose! It was also good to get to use all the equipment I've expensively invested in! And in general, it's good to get back into the comfy-cosy world of the "old routine"

Amused, Higher Consciousness looks on...

4. TODAY'S QUESTION FOR YOU
How well do you know those parts of your mind beyond your immediate consciousness?

5. TODAY'S WEATHER IN BRADFORD
Mainly dry and cloudy throughout with a moderate southerly wind
Rain, occasionally heavy, is expected in the later evening but will clear by midnight
Max Temp = 18 degC at 5pm
Min Temp = 12 degC at 6am
Sunrise at 05:27
Sunset at 20:58
Moon: 

WeathertrackBritain is between a static depression south of Iceland and an anticyclone over Germany. This will result in wet weather to the north and west and dry weather to the south and east

Air Pressure: 1012 millibars and falling

6. TODAY'S ONELINER
I always carry a knife, in case I'm approached by a cake :D

7. NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

8. TRIVIA
Urine was used to make gunpowder during the Civil War. The southern army even put ads in the newspapers asking Southern ladies to save their urine and that wagons with barrels would be sent “around to gather up the lotion.”

9. ZEN WISDOM
Happiness does not exist as an isolated quality, nor does it conform to a single fixed pattern. Happiness is something that breathes and lives in the relationships between one person and another.

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